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President Bush took center stage, well actually more like far right stage today in our fairly frantic city of murder and mayhem. He opened with the obligatory nonsense of promising to fix social security and education but didn’t really seem to warm up or even wake up until he breached the topic of dare I say it… TERRORISM. Boy did he take off once those words purged his loose lips. His beedy eyes shot wide open like an owl’s on the move and there was no stopping him. It was fairly entertaining and afterwards I was mildly harrassed by a bored secrect service agent who most likely saw me as a threat due to my majestic semitic appearance. All in all a good start to my day. <\/p>\n

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