• Gus Gus

     
     
     
     
    I was sitting by my friends parents pool in Wildwood, NJ with the wife and a a friend when out of nowhere something splashed down into the water. that something was this baby cardinal. we jumped into action, scooped him up and set him on the ground so he could dry off. After hours or mind numbingly watching the bird come back to life it started hopping around. the mama and papa cardinal started flapping wildly trying to inspire little gus-gus to fly but the poor little guy or gal just couldn’t muster up the strength. he did however make a strong effort and flapped around the yard. My friends father’s paternal instincts then kicked in and he picked up the stressed baby bird and carefully placed him in the tree we think he fell out of. We went to bed and and the next day couldn’t find him anywhere. We could however hear his little chirp so assumed he made it home safely. live long and prosper gus-gus. 
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  • Wed.

    married the lady of my dreams last weekend.
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  • Zombie Butt Touch IV

    After four years, my good buddy Keith Tritton finally got off his ass and threw the biggest incarnation of his famed Zombie Butt Touch parties to date. What began as an oddly themed house party in the late 2000’s blossomed into a debaucherous celebration of psy trance,  zombies, karo syrup, and of course butt touching. The event was held at Underground Arts where the Zombie hoards could roam lifeless and fancy free.

     
     

  • Fix-A-Flat

    got a flat. got it fixed. went home. an hour later it was flat again. back to mechanic. new tire. rim bent. need new rim. no money for new rim. mechanic takes pity on me. gives me rim free in exchange for coffee
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  • Assorted In Philadelphia

    Artist Natasha Mell-Taylor and I are putting together this show which opens on the 12th of November. There will be lots of great art, great people and most importantly BOOZE. So come drink, take in some culture and talk to strangers. check out out website, facebook, and kickstarter (sorry for the latter) hope to see you all who can attend in attendance.